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Confessions of a Rebel Debutante by Anna Fields

Anna Fields, you had me at You can take the girl out of the South, but you can’t take the South out of the girl!  I love nothing more than reading a story set in the south, or devouring a good memoir.  When I heard that a book was coming out that had the best of both worlds, I knew I had to read this book.    

  

Photo courtesy of G.P. Putnam’s Sons  

I was literally jumping with joy when I got my advanced reader copy of Confessions of a Rebel Debutante in the mail last month.  I knew I was going to love it, and love it I did.  Anne Fields not only has written a charming, funny and fabulous memoir, but she tells a great story about what happens when a North Carolina society girl gets kicked out of cotillion classes and doesn’t make it as a deb.  You can not believe where this Rebel Deb’s life leads her.  

  

Photo courtesy of Anna Fields  

Anna Fields deliciously describes her childhood and what life was like going through (and eventually getting kicked out of) cotillion was like, beginning at age eleven, all the while making fun of everything about debbing including herself down to her big butt.  After seeing her photo on the back of my book, I had a hard time believing she was ever fat, because she reminds me a little bit of Reese Witherspoon.  But she forces me to believe it with tales of being a tall girl who wore glasses and had bad skin and a white girl ‘fro after reading her hilarious cheerleading tryout story to the tune of Too Legit to Quit.   

   

  

As much as I enjoyed hearing what life was like behind the scenes of debbing, I found the heart of Anna’s story in her own personal story, and not the story of the other rich and often drunk debutantes.  Things really get rolling in the book when she began writing about her life at boarding school, the prestigious Wellington Academy run by a woman named Miss Freeze.  Anna never fit in to begin with, but once she became best friends with her wild roommate Alma who was a fan of public ladyscaping, known as the campus queer for her unladylike and non-deb ways, and who told outrageous tall tales that even involved the Playboy Mansion, well, fun and adventures began that were even better than attending cotillion-related events.  Alma, needless to say, was a bad influence on a Anna to begin with, but the two of them together had them both on some crazy adventures.  They got caught drinking at a college fraternity party, and once stumbled across a girl from school who had just been raped, but they still were the ones who got in trouble because they were caught vacationing on the wrong side of town in Myrtle Beach, let alone their biggest adventure that included a tragedy I’ll let you discover on your own.    

Who would have thought a Winston-Salem girl could escape society by getting an Ivy League education, move to New York and LA and work for major celebrities such as Diana Ross and Jill Zarin, let alone act alongside the best of young hollywood in a major motion picture called Mona Lisa Smile, and eventually become a successful playwright, standup comedian and writer for As the World Turns?  I can, after reading this book.  I cracked up when Ms. Fields starts her memoir off with this line – I’ve only got one good story: How I became a Rebel Debutante.  She’s got more than a hundred good stories in this book alone and I can not begin to cover most of them.  

You would be absolutely bonkers not to read this book, because not only would you not get to learn all about her very interesting and entertaining life, but you would miss out reading all of the celebrity dirt she has collected through the years.  My god, the things she has written in this book and didn’t even hint at on the cover or in the press!  An unnamed female Grey’s Anatomy star telling her they loved anal and want to make out with her, her interview with Dr. Ruth that had the famous sex counselor personally offended, and her time spent working a private waiting gig at Calabasas home for three sisters (who, to me, had to have been Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian) which ended in a FBI drug bust. 

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Rock of Love Bus/Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recaps

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week.

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Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love.

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This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nights.  What am I supposed to do? Its laughable at how slutty these girls will go just to get noticed?  Taya and Mindy are so offended at Bret’s three-way kiss with Ashley and Brittanya … so they jump naked into a hot tub, then shower together?  Right, that’s just a little less trashy … Sigh.  Whatever Taya, you Playmate of the Year opportunist.  Actually, you all realize that all of these girls are either here to have fun, get notoriety, make money or try to make it as a reality show bar or club hostess.  No one this season is here for love, not even Bret, and it was apparent on his chicken wing lunch with Ashely that lasted ten minutes.  Did you notice all of the food was still on the table when they left?

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Also, I’m sick of the show’s producers feeding Ashely all the good lines.  I know that she isn’t smart enough to come up with line “I’m just trying to spice up her wardrobe” after throwing an entire jar of salsa in Mindy’s purse.

By the way, I find it laughable that Bret thinks she’s so hot.  Just look at her.  Would you want to wake up to this in the morning:

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Lastly, I love seeing all the cheap food these girls get to eat.  Nice off brand corn flakes.  Can’t the budget afford a name brand cereal?

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As for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, this was the way better reality show tonight.  First of all, I don’t think any of those girls have a drinking problem.  Sure, Khloe broke the law by driving legally drunk, and then later violated her probation, thus landing her jail time, but she is only guilty of having an attitude problem.  She has two hot older sisters and a mom who steals the spotlight.  It has to be hard to compete with all of them, plus Kim’s ass.  Sorry, I had to go there.

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I really liked learning that Kris Kardashian was friends with Nicole Simpson.  I had no idea, and I can only imagine how mad she must have been to have her husband represent and get OJ off.  I would have been furious at him if I was in her shoes, which explains all her tears now.  I’m looking forward to the season, but I hope Bruce and the monkey don’t have too much screen time.  The show is all about The Kardashian ladies.

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Keeping up with the Kardashians

Or, as I like to call it, “Keeping up with the the Fat Ass-ians.” Seriously, I don’t think there is a bigger idiot than Kim Kardashian. If I was stuck in choosing a celebrity BFF to spend eternity with, I’d pick Paris Hilton over Kim. Tonight’s episode started out with a bang … no pun intended Kim. We know how you like to get banged … hee hee hee …

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The show started off with Kim mouthing off about how popular she was, and how many hits she has on Google and Aol. Spare me. Some of the best television all week were in the first 10 minutes of this show. I swear to god EW Magazine, you should put these in your sound bite of the week section:

  • You have become so up your own ass” – Kortney to Kim;
  • As long as their talking about me” Kim to everyone;
  • She’s googling herself” Kortney to Kim;
  • The world doesn’t revolve around herself” Bruce to everyone about Kim;
  • I don’t want to be around any annoying persons like my mom” Kortney about her mother; and
  • Poor little Kortney, sad and depressed” Khloe about Kortney.

What I love about this retarded show is this – Khloe, the older, uglier and fatter sister (Not really, but in LA society she is) is just so miserable about the fact Kim and Kourtney are hot and she’s not. OMG, what an evil bitch. She spent the whole episode trying to break up Scott and Kortney, who have been dating for a year. The girls convinced Kortney to check out Scott’s text messages … as any girl in THE WORLD would, and there was some stuff on there that was “questionable.” To his credit, Scott said he was trying to be cool and flirt and was acting like fool. Kudos to Scott, as most men his age would not admit to the level he did, and especially on camera. Then again, it’s so obvious that Kim and her family lives by a script. Come on, you know when her little sisters were mocking Kim and her mom that was so made up. And if Kim really was making the family breakfast, why was she all made up, and why did Kortney have her coat on? I know she mentioned she has her own place, but who comes over that early to her parents for no good reason?

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The only thin Kim has going for her is that she’ll take it up the butt, and that she has an ass that rivals JLo back in her Selena days.