Hello, my name is Beatrice, and I am thegirlfromtheghetto’s baby. She is a very good mom, and sometimes sneaks me treats when daddy isn’t looking. You see, I’ve been on a diet for the last 13 months and have only lost 4 ounces, as I’m a little lazy. And mommy decided it was time to embrace her daughter’s plus-size figure.
Anyhoo, my likes are: peace and quiet, long naps, and sleeping on mommy’s heating pad with her when her arthritis is flaring up. I’m also enjoying sleeping on mommy’s head these days, and pulling her hair to wake her up in the middle of the night.
My dislikes are: loud coughing, having my brother put lego’s on my head, and the outdoors. I once was found wandering the mean streets of Detroit, and don’t ever want to go back to that shelter where mommy and daddy found me. I am definately an indoor cat.
I am a Tortoiseshell cat who weighs in l3 pounds. I’m large and I’m proud!!!
13 responses so far ↓
Amy // February 17, 2008 at 1:26 pm
My boys (though I think one is confused after his surgery since he attempts to hump his brother) are 13 & 15lbs - I just tell them they have mommy’s metabolism, lol!
Catherine // February 18, 2008 at 11:56 pm
my cat weighs 23 pounds. And all he gets is Iams cate food……no treats. bad genes?
Anita // March 13, 2008 at 8:18 am
That cat is very nice looking. But my Plus-sized cat Helen is much better looking. Thank you.
malissa // March 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
My cat is WAY more pretty!!!!!!
romi41 // June 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
awww I love your cat’s plus-size figure…my cat is a plus-size dude weighing in at FIFTEEN pounds!!!!
romi41 // June 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
awww I love your cat’s plus-size figure…my cat is a plus-size dude weighing in at FIFTEEN pounds!!!!
thegirlfromtheghetto // June 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Well, your cat has mine beat … does he have his own page though, I can’t remember seeing him on your blog!
Racho Boober // July 3, 2008 at 2:05 pm
My big boy weighs in at about 25lbs. He is my fatty boom boom and he loves to be held and rocked to sleep. He is a tuxedo cat.
lol but the real reason is he is a coon cat. I just love him, he really fits in with my last name bigger! I have many pic’s on myspace of him under hondacuttie. He has a sister that is not coon but a dsh same color and markings except she has 3 legs and weighs only 8lbs. He knows how to make her disappear
PiedType // July 22, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Beatrice, baby, I love full-figured women! You, me, my place. All night. Grrrr!
—Mousse
thegirlfromtheghetto // July 23, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Pied Type - Oh, you crack me up!!!
Teeny // July 24, 2008 at 9:59 am
Meow. I am a American longhair, and I am 12.4 pounds. Good thing I’m not lazy, I would be in the county fair. Well, not REAL lazy at least.
mylesfromnowhere // August 12, 2008 at 1:34 am
You see my cat is Bulimic and that is just kind of annoying
Diaper Dad (Steve) // August 15, 2008 at 4:02 am
I think your cat is cute, I’m off work with a baby and a cat and these little creatures are a godsend
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