• Had a bike as a child
• Shopped at Ikea or Williams Sonoma
• Ate turkey for Thanksgiving
• Went to bed before midnight as a child
• Met my father until I hired a private eye @ age 25.  Regret it.
• Had a wedding reception
• Been engaged for more than one day
• Had a baby
• Not been able to talk to a stranger
• Lived in a home, apartment, or condo built after the 1960s
• Been arrested or gotten a ticket
• Been to the dentist until I was 31, but I have an amazing set of teeth
• Had a dog
• Shot a gun or stabbed someone. 
• Been beat up.  I have however kicked some ass.
• Camped until I was a camp counselor at age 19
• Took a dance class
• Cooked with my mother
• Learned to drive as a teen.  Got a drivers licence at age 25
• Took a swim class.  Finally took off the noseplugs in the 20s, lol!
• Used those green bags to the grocery store.  I enjoy my plastic.
• Wore heels until the mid 90s
• Had mall bangs
• Been able to master a fake British accent.  Just ask the family, lol!
• Been to a profession footbal game and I’m from the midwest.
• Ate bleu cheese.  Gross.
• Sat down on a public toilet.  Dear lord, who does?
• Was able to teach myself to play guitar
• Did Sudoko
• Scrapbooked
• Not been a Feminist or a Democrat
• Enjoyed shopping.  I always feel tired and crazy when forced to go.
• Bought anything Burberry, but boy do I want to…
• Stolen a library book
• Felt weird about wanting to plan my own funeral.  I want good music!
• Drank beer.  I’ve tasted it and its NASTY.
• Been to all 50 states.  I’ve vistied 40 so far & have 10 to go.
• Skydived, bungee jumped or hanglided
• Been to Disney World or Land
• Gambled more than $20 in Vegas, and I even lived there for a year.
• Smoked.  I CAN’T STAND SMOKING.  Uggh…
• Enjoyed wearing a bathing suit, even though I was once 5′10″ and weighed 116.
• Kissed someone’s ass to get ahead at work.  This is why I’m a peon.
• Had a flu or pneumonia shot.
• Regretted anything excpet saying goodbye to gramma before she died
• Understood people who don’t like Star Wars.
• Enjoyed holidays
• Been afraid to live alone
• Been able to go to Swarovski & not told a sales clerk that I’ve been to the main one in Austria.  Oh yes you are jealous!
• Read Hary Potter or Lord of The Rings.  Shame on me.
• Been on a vacation without feeling sick or having a migraine in my life.
• Gotten a tattoo
• Been able to play a board game and let a kid win,  I’m competitive.
• Hated old people.  Slow people, however, watch the fuck out.
• Been able to tan.  I just turn shades of red.  And I’m Italian.  Sigh.
• Had music lessons, horseback riding lessons, or gymnastic lessons.
• Been able to paint my nails or toenails correctly. 
• Liked high school, and many of my high school friends LOVED IT.
• Started writing my memoir like I planned to
• Had the desire to get plastic surgery
• Not made fun of myself, or others.
• Hated staying in hotel rooms until I came to Mayo Clinic
• Not enjoyed sarcasm, cartoons, or poop jokes
• Been paid to write anything, but I wish I could be!