Bret Michaels always ends up picking the “hot girl next door” type on Rock of Love, and tonight he proved me wrong by picking Taya to win his Rock of Love, literaly. And I’m pissed as hell.
Look at what you gave up Bret!
Rock of Love Bus is the third time Bret Michaels has tried to find love. You know, they always say the third times a charm. I guess its why he pulled out a ring.
Former Rock of Love winners have been Jess
and Ambre Lake
But neither relationship lasted forever. Jess and Bret broke up after the show finale, while Ambre and Bret say they dated almost a year. Neither girl was offered a ring.
Mindy Hall isn’t a stranger to reality tv. She was on Survivor with her twin sister, Cindy Hall.
Mindy was the first girl this season to win a single date with Bret. It was no shocker that she got the first date with Bret in the Dominican Republic. I love that Bret bought her a pink dress and wooed her with dancing lessons before taking her back to his room “to show her something.”
The next day during Mindy’s Walk of Shame she got into it a bit with Taya, who lost respect for Mindy because she stayed the night with Bret. Hmmm.. What I find funny is that Taya had this to say on her own Mysace blog:
5) Myth: “Strippers” and “Burlesque Feature Entertainers” are the same thing.
Fact: A “stripper” or a “house” “entertainer,” as I like to refer to them, is a lady who is affiliated with a specific Gentlemen’s Club or “strip club.” I am a national touring Las Vegas-style Showgirl. My list of credentials and accolades is what makes me marketable to venues throughout the country. I have choreographed theme shows. I have high end, elaborate, custom-made costumes and props. I employ stage assistants, djs, and mc’s to execute my shows. I perform at some of the top clubs in the country, including mainstream venues like “The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino” in Las Vegas. I am paid for each stage performance. After each stage performance, I autograph and sell merchandise for my fans. My income is not based on tips and lap dances, like you’d see with “strippers” at a strip club. Although removing clothing is in both job descriptions, this is where the similarities end. Some would say that I do what “strippers” do, but “strippers” don’t do what I do.
You can read more of Taya’s thoughts here.
Taya and Bret go zipling in the jungle during their date and end up back in Bret’s room as well for some making out. That’s right, Taya didn’t “put out” and left during the night, much to Mindy’s delight. As if Bret is going to fall for her holding out. Well shit I guess he did …
The next day, the final day the girls are pampered and showed diamond engagement rings. And, to be honest, rather “small for reality tv show” rings.
And finally, the ring ceremony. Bret scares Taya into thinking he’s not going to pick her because she lied to him and he’s one percent not sure, and of course, he picks her anyways but doesn’t propose. I mean, come on, she has a kid he hasn’t even met!
I’m just sad that all he had to say is that he picked a Penthouse Pet. So stupid, Bret. Ugh, I write this post in disgust and shame. At least I am smart enough to realize that he didn’t open up that box for a reason … there wasn’t a ring in it. Sorry eyebrows!
Mindy, I still look forward to interviewing you tomorrow.
A fun Youtube spoof of Rock of Love Bus. They have Mindy down pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQS15mlxTs
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was there a charm school 2/ and i think that taya is sooo there to further her striping and singing career that as soon as she is noticed goodbye brett michaels
Amy – Yes, it was Rock of Love Charm School 2. I am very, very disappointed he picked Taya. Slash my wrists sad. Even my cheesy reality tv show has sold out. Come on VH1!!!
Great Post. Lots of luck on your interview! so cool! I am pissed as hell too. I bet a ROL 4 is now in the making. what a damn fool he is.
ROFL @ “sorry eyebrows”
i’m so hating Bret right now.
Kelly – Me too.
Trina – What kind of surprise? You mean when her eyebrows grow in, lol?
Gen – I can NOT watch Rock of Love 4. Can and will not.
Taya is not pretty and is not 29 either. Bret is in for a surprize.
I totally agree, I have boycotted Bret from here on out.
Bret is so over. So over.
I just can’t wait to see the reunion show. I also can’t wait to read your interview with Mindy…and now I feel bad about all the critical things I said about her…sorry Mindy!
Oh yeah, this is random, but I’ve been seeing Dallas from season 1 on a late night infomercial for penis enlargement. Anyone else see this commercial too?
Jen 512 – Oh, its ok. Mindy will forgive you. Now I know why her agent said yes. Shoot, on a lark I emailed them. I’m excited as well.
Bret is a complete douche bag, excuse me, I meant asshole loser. He picks the 40+ year old stripper with bad fashion who is soo using this as a career boost over Mindy who it seems is the only one that seems down to earth and sweet.
Mindy is was too good for this hair extension idiot. Also, the nerve to spend the night with Mindy, have her pick out a ring to just dump her on national TV. Helloo, asshole anyone?
What gets me is that he tells Taya aka;.phony stripper..that he is in love with her during the revealing, but it didnt seem like Bret was in love with her 12 hours before that when he was with Mindy? If you are in love you dont sleep with someone else period. I feel bad for Mindy. I also noticed that she looked really upset at herself after she spent the night with “extension boy”. Like ashamed. JMO.
This guy makes me vomit in my mouth. UGH!!
Saya – well said. I am not even expressing what I feel for Mindy at this point. Poor woman. Let the weave and the brow leave happily ever after for the next day or two.
Saya- couldn’t have said it better myself. You always have me laughing too lol.
Bret can’t be that hard up to have to pick a slut who displays herself for everyone. No wonder he is single. He thinks with the wrong head.
Tea played him and it won’t take him long to find this out. But I don’t think he cares. He is in it for the ratings or he wouldn’t have such bimbos to begin with on his shows if it didn’t make for
controversy. He is a businessman playing the ratings and nothing more.
Mindy you can do so much better. You are in a league way above Tea.
I don’t get to catch this show often, but always get a kick out of it when I do. Wish I could comment more about it… btw, how are you feeling? Also, Award for you at my place
I don’t get the Taya hating. She was mature and dignified throughout. She played the game well.
Mindy is kind of stupid for falling for this game.
So who cares?
I am soooo disappointed with the way that the show ended! Bret clearly picked the wrong girl. Mindy did not have an agenda liked Taya, and I believe she was the only girl who had real feelings for Bret. He wonders why he can’t find love.. Bah. Maybe if he wasn’t attracted to trashy bimbos.
I’m so glad you’ve called her out on her eyebrows…the entire season I couldn’t concentrate b/c they were bugging the hell out of me. I also started my wordpress blog not too long ago so if you have the chance, I’d love it if you paid a visit. Congrats on the success of your blog!
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The hair extension and eyebrow comment had me rolling on the floor.
I hate that Mindy was not picked either, oh am still pissed. But the reunion show is next week, saw the commerical for it, some girl is kising on Bret, not sure if it is “Ms. I am here for my career”.
I am looking forward to seeing A Bom on the reunion show, just loved her.
Poor Mindy. Nice girls finish last. But really, this is the best thing for Mindy. She’s way too good for Bret. In the pic of Taya you posted, her eyebrows have clearly been photoshopped. They have never looked that decent.
Reality TV is not reality. C’mon! Hair-on-a-hook is doing this for ratings, pure and simple, not to find his GFF. Selling more tix at shows and more CDs -yes. GFF – not so much. In addition, we are assuming that he slept with Mindy and didn’t with Taya. Who really knows what happened besides the three of them. Reality is about ratings, not what really happens behind closed doors. Besides which, Bret is honestly recruiting a GFF from the Skankaho tribe? Please.
I was so disgusted when he picked Taya, she was SO fake and into herself. Mindy was much better. Is there going to be a reunion special? I didn’t see a commercial for it after the show… I really want to hear that they already broke up, lol, even if it is a little mean.
What I’m even more disappointed at was that Mindy’s agent promised me an interview with her, then blew me off today for that interview. I don’t like to say something on here and then it doesn’t happen. Boy do I want to chew his ear off right now. I’ll keep working on it and keep you guys posted.
And, OMG, little Bret with a weave. Classic!!!!
They are already filming rock of love bus 2 so it obviously did not work out for him yet again.
What??? Oh, I’m so disappointed! I was really looking forward to your interview! Jerk. The agent, not you of course. Would you mind sharing a list of questions you were going to ask her? Then we can all take guesses at how she would answer with that ridiculous accent of hers. That’s probably why Bret ended up not picking her. Who could listen to that all the time?
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Her agent and I have sent each other a total of 19 emails. She is flying tonight, and hopefully we can talk tomorrow night. I just hope she calls. I would love to share the questions, but I want you guys to be surprised if this does happen. I’m so sorry everyone!!!
ShannonTX, you are so right about the photoshopped eyebrows! Thanks for pointing that out.
Jen 512 – Killing me girls!
The tour ended for me when A-Bomb left. So I’m off to Charm School to see Ashley and Farrah tea party with Bey Bey Bey and KiKi.
Oh and Kelly – ROL Bus 2?
Jump the shark. Crash the bus.
GRRR I keep checking back to see if the Mindy interview would be posted and boo on the agent
I was hoping she would win, and did you see the preview on vh1′s website for the reunion and she’s crying saying she regretted not telling him she loved him and he just sits there like a dumbass? She’s too good for him, I guess its’ good Taya won.
Hope you watch Charm School…I will to see Ashley cause she’s hilarious!
And I thought this was the end no matter what? I haven’t seen any info on another rol bus.
Heather – After 19 exchanged emails, he stopped cold, and then I wet into the hospital yesterday. So the battle to get it done has left. I am so mad … they couldn have just ignored my requests!
Taya was totally the right girl for this guy. Mindy was dumb enough to actually believe he was looking for LOVE! Please! And the whining Mindy displayed on the season finally, gimme a break, its a reality show. Go back to Texas and find a real cowboy. Leave the strippers and rockers alone.
i don’t think that taya deserves this space… Mindy.. you lost your time doing it.. you are more and more and more important than her… so, why are you loosing your time writing things about her…? comme on!!! you are beautifull and that’s all than you can matter… ok?
hugs and kisses
Tijuana Mexico.
send picter girl sex tankyuo
taya i had a great time hanging with you at michael’s. i am sure you remember the dancer that idols you lots. i got a total of 5 pics signed by you. i grew up in the ghetto too. i am hopefully gonna get to quit dancing soon and get a great education. instead of doing it as a career i would like dancing to be my hobby…..my hair has blonde streaks in the front and middle neck length. love you sista…..
Bred definately made the wrong decision, I am so disappointed. Taya is not the right person for Bred at all, she is fake, Windy is smart, kind, honest and sexty, she should be the one. I hope Bred will change his mind, come back to Windy like The Bachelor Jason and Molly, happy ending.
I MADE OUT WITH HER IN A STRIP CLUB!!!!!! SHE DOES PORN TOO!!!!!! IT WAS RIO GENTLEMENS STRIP CLUB PAST LOST ANGELES. SOME SKINKY PLACE AND SHE HAS A POSTER OF HERSELF THERE SHE IS A FEATURED DANCER! SHES SUCH A LIAR! SHE WENT ON THIS SHOW FOR THE MONEY. AND SHE LOOKS GROSS AND HAS A TAIL ON HER BUTT EWWWW!
Jessica – LOL! I love that you wrote she had a tail on her butt. You rock! Of course she went on it for money and fame.
MIGHT I ADD I WAS DRUNK BUT SHES A GOOD KISSER!