So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week.
Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love.
This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nights. What am I supposed to do? Its laughable at how slutty these girls will go just to get noticed? Taya and Mindy are so offended at Bret’s three-way kiss with Ashley and Brittanya … so they jump naked into a hot tub, then shower together? Right, that’s just a little less trashy … Sigh. Whatever Taya, you Playmate of the Year opportunist. Actually, you all realize that all of these girls are either here to have fun, get notoriety, make money or try to make it as a reality show bar or club hostess. No one this season is here for love, not even Bret, and it was apparent on his chicken wing lunch with Ashely that lasted ten minutes. Did you notice all of the food was still on the table when they left?
Also, I’m sick of the show’s producers feeding Ashely all the good lines. I know that she isn’t smart enough to come up with line “I’m just trying to spice up her wardrobe” after throwing an entire jar of salsa in Mindy’s purse.
By the way, I find it laughable that Bret thinks she’s so hot. Just look at her. Would you want to wake up to this in the morning:
Lastly, I love seeing all the cheap food these girls get to eat. Nice off brand corn flakes. Can’t the budget afford a name brand cereal?
As for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, this was the way better reality show tonight. First of all, I don’t think any of those girls have a drinking problem. Sure, Khloe broke the law by driving legally drunk, and then later violated her probation, thus landing her jail time, but she is only guilty of having an attitude problem. She has two hot older sisters and a mom who steals the spotlight. It has to be hard to compete with all of them, plus Kim’s ass. Sorry, I had to go there.
I really liked learning that Kris Kardashian was friends with Nicole Simpson. I had no idea, and I can only imagine how mad she must have been to have her husband represent and get OJ off. I would have been furious at him if I was in her shoes, which explains all her tears now. I’m looking forward to the season, but I hope Bruce and the monkey don’t have too much screen time. The show is all about The Kardashian ladies.
Ashhleeeey looks like a man, oh yes she looks like man, man, man… That’s my little song =]
She’s made an ass out of herself for the past two episodes…hell, the whole season, and she still gets the first pass? Ugh, that’s crap. I thought of you when I saw their chicken wing date, I knew you were going to call them out for that crap! Haha.
Luckily for Kris Jenner, she was already divorced from Robert Kardashian when OJ murdered her friend. Still, it probably made her sick.
By: Jen512 on March 8, 2009
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Jen 512 – I guess ’cause she has already nailed him maybe? Who knows, and yes, I was dying when the wings came out and she referred to it as a nice lunch. Dear lord. Can’t wait for next week. Her ex-boyfriend is the one still up on her myspace page, lol.
And, poor Kris!
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on March 9, 2009
at 1:10 AM
I haven’t been able to watch Rock of Love. It’s kinda a guilty pleasure for me. I hate the whole concept of the show and Brett is so full of himself it’s laughable…yet I watch!! Thanks for the update!!
As for Kim..how could you NOT go there with the big ass…it’s right there in your face! I do like them and I enjoy their show. I had no idea about the whole Nicole Brown saga. Interesting! I personally think Bruce looks like a big piece of plastic!
By: nikki on March 9, 2009
at 12:21 PM
Love your blog. Sadly we (my best friend and I) are addicted to both of these shows (totally my fault). I find it embarrassing sometimes actually admitting it out loud.
With dialog like “you better check yourself before you wreck yourself” who can resist?
By: Carla Milo on March 9, 2009
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Why isn’t any one commenting on how annoying Beverly ahs become??? First off that bitch should NEVER put on a bikini again!!! UGh….soo many stretch marks..blech! Did anyone else notice all the rippling in these bitches fake titays??? I guess that’s what a $500 boob job will get ya..
Back to Beverly….
WHat a douchy move to ask the kids to vote for her as she’s handing out the water balloons. Wasn’t she the one who didn’t want to dance on the stripper pole because she has three kids? WTF was she doing downing a whole glass of vodka and walking around in a jean skirt so short you could see the sand on her ass cheeks? She bugs the fug outta me, I want her gone!!
Can’t wait for next week when Heather and Amber show up…Brittanya spits on Heather!!! Noone shows up for Beverly!! BWahhahhahaha
By: ShannonMI on March 9, 2009
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Nikki – Let me say this about ROL. Its a joke its even a tv show. You aren’t missing that much. As for Bruce Jenner, I remember being excited to watch him in the Olympics and seeing him on my Wheeties box. As for now … he really needs to stay off camera. He is a prime example as to why no one should get plastic surgery. And yes, that ass is epic. Thank goodnexx JLo broke through the ass barrier and allowed Kim fame because of it.
Carla – Oh, that was a good line … I fogot to use it when I worte this post. I am embarrased sometimes to write these posts … sad how reality tv is taking over the world.
ShannonMI – I think the producers are encouraging the girls to act up on camera each week. Trust me, if someone dumped salsa in my suitcase I’d go ghetto on them so fast. Next week will be fantastic, and I am sure to have a fun post about it.
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on March 10, 2009
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I can’t help but love the Kardiashian woman. I watch all the “Real Housewives” and Kate Gosselin so seeing woman (with money) who don’t always act like divas is nice and have good humor about themselves is refreshing. I actually didn’t think I’d like them before I started watching. I hope they keep the little girls off the show because I’m beginning to hate all kids being on TV.
By: tvsnark on March 12, 2009
at 10:53 PM
Rock of love….. shit, there weren’t any girls on there looking for love and if there were any girls it was only like 1 or 2.
When I saw that Brett actually fucked Ashley I couldn’t believe it, that skank-ass bitch is fugly and no man that was sane would ever do a troll like that.
I pretty much hated all the blondes, Mindy ( if you don’t like that oh well I liked Mindy but only for a little bit ), Beverly was gross and annoying, Jamie was ugly and a bitch. Seriously, the only one I liked at least a little bit was Taya but if she was smart she would have quit the penthouse thing. I hope that Brett is done with the ” rock of love ” thing now.
By: Heather on May 5, 2009
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