Oh, how excited were you to watch the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion episode tonight? Not to mention that Rock of Love Bus aka Rock of Love 3 is just an hour away?
Last time we saw Brandy M win and receive a check for $100,000. Tonight we saw the following:
- The show began with Frenchie, who proclaimed “I’m my biggest fan. I love myself.” She admitted to doing porn before Rock of Love, and she had just filmed a horror movie.
- Courtney was next, and all I could think of was, get her off, get her off. She’s not going to rehab, but she is in therapy. She admits that she doesn’t “think that I’m an alcoholic,” yet accepts free drinks and shots out at the bars. Whatever.
- Kristy Joe came out in that dumb fat suit. She blathered on, then dropped the biggest bomb, that she was “Working on me for myself and my son.” SHE HAS A SON? WTF?
- Things heated up when Megan came out in her stupid bikini. I loved how the show replayed her perfect life speech that included tanning and eating sushi and tanning. Sharon and Megan started bickering, clearly planned for ratings, but who cares, we all loved it, and she kept saying things to Megan like “I do not think that you should be allowed to breed,” and making reference to her being a man. Megan said something about Ozzy that was bleeped about how Sharon “Washes her husbands_______ ________!” Subsequently, a pink drink Sharon had next to her got dumped on Megan’s head and she was escorted off the show, in Jerry Springer fashion. Go Sharon, Go Sharon, Go Sharon, Go, Go, Go …”
- Rodeo, who had to sit next to Megan on the couch, miraculously was wearing waterproof jeans, thus, she was spared the pink liquid stain. She did tell Megan that “she was not a lady” and – you heard it hear first – Megan replied “I’m a Man!” I’ve been saying this for about nine months now.
- Lacey, crazy as ever, plies Sharon with compliments and Sharon tells her that “She sees herself in her.”
- Dallas was on the couch with lazy, and all she had to say was a very class “Lacey can ___ my asshole!”
- Heather arrived in a prom gown that can only be bought at that teen store called Deb. Heather made mention that she now has Anna Nicole Smith’s former stylist and agent on her “Team” and that she almost didn’t make the reunion since the producers didn’t want her “Entourage” joing her in the dressing room. LAcey came through and gave her a white t-shirt with “A List Celebrity” written in magic marker on it, which Heather kept when she ran off stage, lol!
- Destiney came out, looking a little crappy. You could see she didn’t do her hair. She didn’t intern with that host lady, and brought on some shlub who was her business partner, and possible boyfriend? I’m not sure on that, but they passed out free tees to everyone.
- Lastly, Brandy M., now rocking a brunette hairstyle and boasting how Sharon and her kept in contact, how she was like a second mother to her, and how Sharon got her into the Playboy Mansion like a good momma should. Brady has not gotten the money yet, but she promised to take Destiney to Hawaii, donate money to Destiney’s fathers liver fund, and buy a pair of new breast, with Sharon’s approval. That’s right folks, winning Charm School buys you a brand new set of ta-tas!
For those of you who need a visual, here is the link to watch the sneak peak VH1 posted. Enjoy!
Great recap. you go Ghetto Girl. Can’t wait for Rock of Love tonight.
By: Chuck on January 4, 2009
at 8:52 pm
I love how you said Heather bought her dress from Deb. LMFAO! You are too funny.
By: Sherri on January 4, 2009
at 8:53 pm
Whoa. These girls all have issues and image problems. And some (Megan) have sexual identity problems too? Cah-ray-zee! I can see how this show would pulll someone in and keep them on the seat of their pants, watching it all unfold.
By: teeni on January 5, 2009
at 12:29 am
lol i loved megans comment to sharon. It was so outrageous but made for good tv
By: NY on January 6, 2009
at 1:08 am
Perfect Recap.
Yes, the boobs. WTF. I thought that was stupid. Many think the fight was staged. I’m not sure but I don’t think Sharon should be charged with any crime.
Was Megan wasted or what?
By: fxfanatic on January 6, 2009
at 9:17 pm
o.k. so I waited to read this post until I watched the reunion which I had to dvr because I didn’t think it would be suitable viewing in front of my kids!! I have to say I thought it was lame for the most part. Megan with that insessant(sp?) woohooing….and she was soooo wasted. That Deb dress worn by Heather OMG ghetto girl your too hilarious! Does anyone remember Petries? It was another Deb -like neon lit cheap ass prom dress store…anyhoo…..your right Destiny looked like hot garbage, why would she pass up an internship at Frankie B for that fat Hell’s Angels reject that she is obviously schtupping? I think Brandy M looked really cute with dark hair. She doesn’t look so dirty anymore too bad she still has that gross chest tattoo. All in all I thought it was pretty boring, except I can’t figure out if Ricky Rachman looks more like Snap, Crackle or Pop??? Something to ponder on…..
By: ShannonMI on January 7, 2009
at 12:10 pm
If you watch really closely, you can see Sharon Osborn spit into her drink right before she throws it on Megan. It caught my attention when she started fake coughing right beforehand.
The whole incident seemed way to scripted, with Megan obviously forgetting her lines because she was too wasted.
I love these reality shows, they’re my crack, but at the same time I have a degree in theatre and film directing, and I can spot all editing mistakes and the bad acting from a mile away.
Kudos to you, girlfromtheghetto, I found your blog a few days ago after searching for funny blogs about Rock of Love Bus. I’ve become completely addicted to your musings and have been thoroughly entertained by all of your posts I’ve read, especially the ones about J&K+8
By: Jen512 on January 23, 2009
at 4:19 pm
Jen -I thought she spit in her cup. That would defiantly be considered assault! I’m so glad you are enjoying my blog.
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on January 25, 2009
at 9:38 am