January 2009 isn’t that far away Rock of Love Fans!
You may or may not have already heard the news, but magically, the 45 year old balding and diabetic Bret Michaels and his Rock of Love 2 winner Ambre Lake are broken up …. and just in time for filming the next VH1 season of Rock of Love 3, now called Rock of Love Bus.
Auditions are already underway for the next season of Rock of Love Bus … and the new girls and Bret hit the stage on September 1, 2008 at the Rock The Bayou concert in Houston, TX. Bret and crew hit the Bud Light Stage @ 9:25 pm sharp. Find out more @ www.rockthebayou.com
Bret and Ambre have both issued separate pathetic statements about their love, and how their work interfered with their relationship. We all know that Rock of Love 2 only furthered their careers, if performing at small night clubs and signing a fans tennis shoe can be called furthering a career. My friend Amy ran into Bret Michaels at a small dive bar in Warren, MI a few weeks ago, and she watched him sign someone’s stinky shoe. But in five months from now, he will be back on his game, kissing some of the best skanks America has to offer, while poor Ambre will continue to “Host” night club parties in the Los Angeles area … oh, the price of fame …
Rock of Love Bus promises to keep up the spirit of the previous seasons, but having the girls tour America with Bret on a tour bus. Sadly, the shows highlights will be Mud Bowl 3, Truck Stop Olympics, a dance competition on the St. Louis Arch, and a BBQ contest under the World’s Largest Thermometer.
Who the hell am I kidding? My ghetto ass will be watching and reporting every minute of it! Make sure to stop back in once season 3 begins for my weekly updates!
haha. i have watched all the rock of loves. i too will be watching brett kiss and salivate over all of those lovely..(cough,cough) women. cannot wait to see what happens. keep us posted.
By: writeableramblings on August 17, 2008
at 9:11 PM
Is Brett wearing an “ass hat”?
By: morethananelectrician on August 18, 2008
at 6:02 PM
Oh my God that ass hat is hilarious. And so is Rock of Skank Love in all it’s incarnations. How come he never has his Poison pals on his show to help him choose from those walking petri dishes? Doesn’t he believe in bros before hoes?
By: Wendy on August 18, 2008
at 6:36 PM
Wendy – That chick Daisy from last season actually “hung out” with one of his bandmates before becoming the runner up on his show. And, yes, the ass hat is a great look, I must agree with you.
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on August 18, 2008
at 7:43 PM
unfortunately I am one of the last people on the planet without extended cable tv — so I will miss seeing this epic show – tv at its finest! I’ll have to check your blog for updates. Can’t wait for the blow by blow (lol)
By: carmasez on August 18, 2008
at 8:37 PM
I might have to actually watch this show just so I can understand your updates. I hope you are going to give your weekly updates of “Lost” this year. I’d be lost without them.
By: joanharvest on August 19, 2008
at 6:40 PM
OMG NOt my thang(omg, I have gone southern)
By: kaylee2 on August 20, 2008
at 12:36 AM
Hey, if 30,000 people stopped by here @ the end of Season 2, its definately a show to keep a ghetto eye on, right? Joan, Kaylee, Camasez …. no need to watch, just stop by here for your weekly updates …
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on August 20, 2008
at 12:41 PM
OMG…did you photoshop that ass onto his head? Hahaha….hahaha…it kind of…suits him…LOL
By: romi41 on August 21, 2008
at 6:17 PM
I thought it was funny that Bret thought that Ambre was beautiful. They both have that old hag hair !
By: laura on September 19, 2008
at 8:22 PM
i love bret micheals
By: jordyn on January 6, 2009
at 3:23 PM
omg Brett where do they find these females?Cant believe thats all that could up with,i am 57 and have lots more energy and more going on,come on get a real woman ,get rid of the skanks,
By: wonderwoman on February 9, 2009
at 4:33 PM
Sadly Bret isn’t taking his show to sweden to meet the pretty girls here. With other words me. So I guess we’re gonna have to lust for him on the big tv screen……but that’s not so bad. better than nothing.
XXX
Ms Sophia
By: Sophia on April 17, 2009
at 11:27 AM
Bret is cool and all i like some of his music but umm he needs to get new taste in women cause the ones he is falling for on the show obviously aren’t working seeing how there has been three seasons LOL!!!!! just sayin!
By: ~Sarah~ on May 25, 2009
at 10:32 PM