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Maxim’s Hot 100 List - Only Ashley Olsen is hot enough to make it!

May 6, 2008 · 8 Comments

Poor Mary Kate Olsen. First she suffers from an eating disorder. Then she gets dumped by Stavros, who goes on later to date the Anti-Christ, Paris Hilton. Then she has to leave NYU and move back to LA. She even has Heath Ledger die on her in her apartment. And now this. Her twin sister, Ashley Olsen not only scores 47th on the list, poor MK doesn’t even land on the list. How is this even possible?

I think the Olsen twins are adorable, (After they left Full House they really grew into their looks) and was even honored with the nick-name “Olsen Twins” back in my flight attendant days. (Ok, we were all blonds with big eyes and semi-big lips. I used to be much cuter. You get the point. I looked like their way older sister.)

But how is it possible for one to be that much hotter than the other. It’s not like they are like the Bush twins. They really look a lot alike.

That’s MK on the right, and Ashley on the left.

Maxim, WTF?

Here is the actual list on the top 100:

100. Tila Tequila
99. Olivia Munn
98. Cheryl Burke
97. Olivia Wilde
96. Michelle Merkin
95. Zooey Deschanel
94. Emma Watson
93. Brittany Snow
92. Ali Larter
91. Danica Patrick
90. Lacey Chabert
89. Stacy Keibler
88. Evangeline Lilly
87. Dita Von Teese
86. Ashley Scott
85. Paz Vega
84. America Ferrera
83. Whitney Able
82. Penélope Cruz
81. Mila Kunis
80. Natalie Zea
79. Christina Milian
78. Susie Castillo
77. Alicia Keys
76. Kate Bosworth

75. Mandy Moore
74. Audrina Patridge
73. Gabrielle Union
72. Natasha Bedingfield
71. Mariah Carey
70. Roselyn Sanchez
69. Vanessa Minnillo
68. Emilie de Ravin
67. Sarah Mutch
66. Christina Ricci
65. Karolina Kurkova
64. Diora Baird
63. Selita Ebanks
62. Kat Von D
61. Isla Fischer
60. Taryn Manning
59. Malin Akerman
58. Rebecca Romijn
57. Taylor Swift
56. Lauren Conrad
55. Kristen Bell
54. Minka Kelly
53. Jessica Simpson
52. Mena Suvari
51. Leslie Bibb

50. Anna Paquin
49. Nelly Furtado
48. Leighton Meester
47. Ashley Olsen
46. Amanda Bynes
45. Danneel Harris
44. Jennifer Garner
43. Blake Lively
42. Zoe Saldana
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Drew Barrymore
39. Sofia Vergara
38. Eliza Dushku
37. Ashanti
36. Heidi Montag
35. Fergie
34. Jessica Alba
33. Heidi Klum
32. Lake Bell
31. Molly Sims
30. Julianne Hough
29. Shannon Elizabeth
28. Rachel Bilson
27. Sienna Miller
26. Cameron Diaz

25. Hilary Duff
24. Avril Lavigne
23. Jaime King
22. Mischa Barton
21. Amber Heard
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
19. Britney Spears
18. Ashlee Simpson
17. The Pussycat Dolls
16. Megan Fox
15. Rihanna
14. Beyoncé
13. Hayden Panettierre
12. Vanessa Hudgens
11. Charlize Theron

and your TOP 10:

10. ASHLEY TISDAL

9. LINDSAY LOHAN

8. CHRISTINA AGUILERA

7. EVA MENDES

6. ELISHA CUTHBERT

5. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

4. EVA LONGORIA PARKER

3. JESSICA BIEL

2. SCARLETT JOHANSSON

1. MARISA MILLER

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