Mariah Carey has wed Nick Cannon?

Wait a minute, who knew they were even dating? Man, who knew? And who is he, a sports guy? Never heard of him. I’m thinking that this was yet another celebrity gone wild impulsive move. See results (DIVORCE) for Pam Anderson, Britney Spears, etc. Do any of us out there even think for a second this will last longer than 2 years? That is a hell to the no. Mariah Carey seems too diva-esque to have a man in her life full time to me. She’s a great singer, but in my opinion, probably a beeotch in real life. Have you ever heard about her red carpet clause for hotels? Ha ha ha …