Bret picks Amber (Ambre Lake) on Rock of Love 2

Can you believe it people? It’s like a total repeat/ripoff of last season. Bret nails both chicks, then picks the “good girl” over the “rocker girl” aka “stripper girl.” Not that I’m knocking Heather from last season. She brought a lot to the table. But come on, do you really think your gonna see Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake walking down Sunset Boulevard anytime soon? Hell to the no. Ha ha Daisy! Your only good enough to nail, not be his “Rock of Love.”

Ok, some of you must be wondering why this was posted so late … I always post within 30 minutes from shows end. I’ve got to tell you, I just got home from vacation. Seriously, the bags aren’t even unpacked. The first thing I did was well, pet the cat, eat Taco Bell, then dash to the computer. I was so upset when I realized I couldn’t blog about this asap. But I did manage to watch the show live from the Boston Park Plaza, and people, it was a great show.

Here are my top 10 moments from the last episode where Bret picks Amber:

1. Daisy and her insecurity. It was laughable how insecure she was next to Amber. I loved every moment of it.
2. Amber telling Bret that she didn’t have any underpants on. First of all, if she was more hip, she would have said panties. But I love this about her, she’s finally showing her age. BTW, I actually grimaced during this exchange between the two of them. I just don’t want to picture Bret Michaels sleeping with anyone. He’s so not hot anymore … Well, I never thought he was, but I realize many others thought this way back in the day.
3. Amber wearing a nylon-type dress to walk-around in a jungle. Even though I’m from the ghetto, I’m smart enough to know that Jungle+ Nylon = Sweaty pitts. And I’ve been to Cancun, twice. It’s hot as hell there. No way they did any walking around. They walked like 5 feet to that secluded massage place, which I was very jealous of!
4. Daisy puking her guts out on the fishing boat, ruining their fun day at sea. Ha ha! Although I did feel bad for her as I was on a whale watching tour earlier that day and witnessed many people getting sea sick around me.
5. Daisy’s ridiculous purple satin dress she wore to their fancy meal, aka, f-fest. It wasn’t tight, in fact, it was very loose and il-fitting. It was as if she was trying to class it up and ran out and bought it at the last minute. It was like a tent on her. WTF?
6. Those ridiculous necklaces Bret said he “bought” for Daisy and Amber. Come on, we know all along the way all this crap was giving to the show as product placement in exchange for free advertising. Don’t go commercial on us Rock of Love. You’d never see Flavor of Love 3 do that.
7. Perhaps my favorite - Amber saying that she can get surgery to look hotter, but Daisy can’t get surgery to become smarter. Nothing truer could be said. That was awesome Amber!!!
8. Daisy having horrible hair, and it desperate need of a root job.
9. None of the sex was hidden on this show. You just knew he was getting both of them. My god, they even showed Amber who-ha when she sat on top of him on the massage table, if you looked close enough. Jeez!
10. Daisy and her pathetic crying when it was all said and done. I loved that this stupid tatted floozy lost. she is not hot, and deserved to go bye-bye…..

Check this link for laughs … Daisy singing about ROL 2

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1585269&vid=224007

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