And now, we are down to the final two ladies (Daisy and Amber) and a trip to Cancun, Mexico. I thought that being a super fan would get Destiny further … but she f-ed up when she admitted that she wasn’t in love with Bret. Why not lie like Daisy and Amber? (Yes, I know it’s Ambre, but I think Ambre sounds stupid.) Destiny was also dumb enough to get a tattoo, and NOT get the Rock of Love or Bret. But then again, she could have learned from history, and seen that getting a tattoo would get her kicked off like it did for Heather in season 1 of ROL.
Here are my favorite moments from today’s episode:
- Destiny’s father revealing that he is dying of liver cancer, and Bret taking him out for a spin on a kick-ass Harley. I appreciated the fact the Destiny did not use this fact to further her cause with Bret.
- Amber’s dad telling Bret that she was really 37, not 31 or 32 like she has mentioned earlier. (For those of you who may have forgotten, Amber went to MSU w/me, so I new she was lying!)
- Daisy’s pity party when she laments that she has no one to come to the house to support her during the parents episode. Then she is trying to tease us that perhaps her uncle, Oscar de la Hoya will come. But all we get is her ex-boyfriends sister instead. Pathetic Daisy!

- Daisy at the Rainbow being all star-struck. She is such an idiot, I can’t explain how she acted her. Just all googley-eyed.
- Amber slipping into a fake southern accent when her “southern daddy” came for a visit. Honey, we all know you were in Sweet Home Alabama. You don’t need to impress us with your acting skills.

- The beginning of the show when Bret came on sans hat or bandana and we got to see his beautiful weave. Oh, it looks so fake, and had a little ridge from it being hung wrong. Classic tv blooper!
- Bret wiping his crocodile tears after kicking off Destiny, then making out with her, and then saying goodbye to her. Come on, we all know this show is taped in like 2 weeks, that it’s stocked full of actresses, and that you are doing it for the money. Come on, you never even called Jess after season 1 and you could see how pissed off she was at the reunion show.

- Amber getting blasted by Bret and the sushi restaurant when Bret tells her her father told her real age. What i loved is that she had told her dad to be vague about her age to the girls, but to tell her real age to Bret. It was all in the best interest of her career. Come on! You are a little to old for the show. I mean, you are no Catherine or Peyton, but you aren’t no Daisy either.
- Daisy and amber finding out that they are going to Cancun, and the previews for the next episode that show Daisy puking off a boat and saying she meant to do that, and Amber telling Bret she wasn’t wearing any panties on the date. Double yuck!
- My parting comment to my husband before I ran off to type up my review of todays show. He speculated that Daisy is going to win, and I agreed with him. The fun part was that I blasted Amber, (I won’t repeat it all here) and said “Whoever her agent is … he deserves his pay, because he got her casted in this show.” Because, in my mind, ROL fans, she is one hell of an actress. You can just tell she doesn’t belong on this show, and she is doing it for her career.

























19 responses so far ↓
Sandy // April 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm
God, I love your posts about this show. They rock!
Tommy Boy // April 6, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Bret Michaels is crazy if he picks that Amber chick over Daisy.
Momento // April 6, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Daisy is nasty. I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole out of concern for the well-being of the pole after contact.
Kay // April 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Ambre is a slut and tried to hook up with my boyfriend right after this was taped.
Kristin // April 6, 2008 at 9:21 pm
HA HA HA!!! I would LOVE to watch this crap with you! It is a train wreck. I have been saying since the beginning that Amber( I spell it like I mean it) was my age! I turned 38 in March. I will check back next week for the BIG review!
Kristy Joe fan // April 6, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I miss Kristy Joe!
Bret Michaels // April 6, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Glad to see that you are enjoying the show. I’m looking forward to reading your site next week.
thegirlfromtheghetto // April 6, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Yeah, I wanna thank whoever sent me the fake Bret Michaels comment. As if he really reads wordpress blogs. Well, we ARE myspace friends …
coffeewithamee // April 6, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Hey there.
Great review. I was LMAO.
Ray // April 7, 2008 at 6:25 am
As entertaining the show is, its a joke as are all the other vh1 dating shows. The girls are fake, dramatic and expose themselves like they are on girls gone wild. There are very few girls on these shows that actually represent a real lady. Of course they end up getting booted rather quick because they are not willing to be just another girl on his list of slutty girls begging for his attention. Usually the excuse is..”your just not into me like the other girls are” Their excuse? ” Well, I would of talked to you more but its hard to get to know someone with they are too busy watching slutty desperate skanks prancing naked around you 24/7 . That is not how I perceive “getting know someone is” As for the last two girls on Rock of Love, welll…….one is there to boost herself up to celeb status and the other is just fake from inside and out. Ambers face looks like a leathery skull and Daisy looks like a silicone fish face. Its all sad really. Either way its going to end bad. Bret wants to have a girlfriend but still have a crowd of slutty groupies fondling him as if he he’s still single? Yeahhhh ok! Your definitely going to find a girl who wants you just for you and is willing to except groupie whores into the relationship? ha ha haaa.
Ray // April 7, 2008 at 6:28 am
oh and sorry for all the strange typos…I am deadbeat tired. . off to bed.
JSS // April 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Whoever called Dasiy a silicone fish face rocks!
This show is so incredibly addictive….I beleive he will pick the young, immature, STRIPPER–( I mean dancer….) blow up doll, but this is reality TV. I liked the girl that won the first season.
rockstarwife // April 7, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Brett Michaels is soooooo pathetic. Even IF he is not truly looking for love and just trying to boost his sagging career, he has made himslef look like an insecure, egotistical, brainless, pimp-daddy, whorebag LOSER! AND if he picks fish-face, crybaby, whiney, slutty, Daisy…he’s a BIGGER loser than I thought he was (is)!
Evil Carbon // April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
She was my favorite whore!!
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imaG // April 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
this show is fuckin dumb. white people do know how to skank it up.
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Chelsea // April 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Amy, you crack me up. I absolutely love this freaking show!! I’m not gonna lie, I like Ambre. I think Daisy is trashy and is probably still boinking the ex-boyfriend. I admit, it is hard to tell if Ambre is sincere in her feelings for Bret, but I think she cares! Regardless, I think Bret should ditch these two hookers and date me
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Rochy // April 10, 2008 at 2:17 pm
well im glad that destiny left from there. That asshole doesnt deserve a smart girl .. the old lady is a bitch and the other barbie whoe is shameless….
PS: destiny was the hottest and the smartest.
bobby // April 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm
amber is a b*****
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