Bobbi Christina, the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown tried to kill herself

Poor Bobbi Christina,

with folks like Whitney Houston

and Bobby Brown,

who can blame you?

Apparently Bobbi Christina, 15, got into an argument with her mother and then tried to stab her mother. Bobbi Christina then slit her wrists, and is currently in an Atlanta Psych ward.

YIKES …

Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick & Christine Beatty’s Racy Text Messages

Shame on you Kwame! I have been waiting for those damn text messages to become public and today is the day we all get to know the truth. WHAT THE HELL is going on in Detroit? Mayor Kilpatrick has been up to no good from day one. Hiring every relative and friend from high school, driving around a $25,000 mini van, having like 12 bodyguards get paid to guard him 24/7, and he even stands accused of hosting a secret party that ended in the death of a local stripper.

My damn friend (who will go unnamed here) worked on Kwame’s campaign, and sometimes I like to secretly blame my friend for the mess in Detroit. I have never seen so much crap in the news about a mayor in my life. I can’t even recall half of what he’s done here. All you need to know today is that Mayor Kilpatrick and his lover Chief of Staff Christine Beatty engage in naughty sex talk and discuss reorganization of the Detroit police department’s internal affairs department. These text messages are at the heart of the settlement of the whistle-blowers’ lawsuits of the fired officers.

Judge Robert J. Colombo Jr ordered the release of the texts today. Thank you Judge! The document you are about to read was recovered from the computer of Attorney Michael Stefani. He represented three police officers in whistle-blowers’ lawsuits that were settled last year for $8.4 million by the city of Detroit. Mayor Kilpatrick and Ms. Beatty face felony charges and jail time because of this.

Happy Reading … if you suffer from ADHD, ADD, or whatever … just start reading page 9 to the end. That’s where the good stuff begins.

stefanidocument

Miley Ray Cyrus … is she the new Britney Spears?

Miley Ray Cyrus … she’s 15 and partially naked on a cover of a magazine. WTF?

Miley, or MRC as I like to call her, is everywhere these days … award shows, tabloid news, concert stadiums, even still on Hanna Montanna on Nickelodeon. Is she really on her way to becoming the next Britney Spears?

Take a look at Britney back in the day .. on the cusp of womanhood? It’s the beginning of the end for Miley, I’m afraid.

They are both southern girls, both dancers, actresses, and singers. Their families love the limelight. They both were on kid shows, then moved on to movies.

Flash forward 10 years from now and I’m worried what will happen to this girl. America, let’s save her!

Why I “Heart” Tina Fey

Tina Fey is awesome. She’s like all I want to be when I grow up: smart, pretty but not so pretty that you hate her for it, talented, funny, a comedy writer, a fricken’ screenwriter, and she rocks a pair of black-rimmed glasses. But sadly, I am not her, so all I can do is wish I was and blog about her here…

Seriously, have you guys seen her new show 30 Rock ? It’s slowly becoming my favorite show. Watch out Grey’s Anatomy and LOST. Hell, it became funnier than The Office months ago. The writing on this show is incredible, it is so funny, so quick, so relevant. I can’t even remember a single joke because there are so many you laugh almost the entire show. Check out www.nbc.com and check out an episode there … hell, they even have 2 minute highlights if you are short on time. You have to love Tina’s Liz Lemon, she’s goofy, loyal, and sees herself “teaching improve on a cruise ship in five years.”

Tina was smart enough to land Alec Baldwin to star in her show, who, in my mind, was one of the best hosts ever of Saturday Night Live. He is hysterical on this show. Check out the episode titled MILF Island if you need more proof of how great this show is. Or just tune in on Thursday nights on NBC. You won’t regret it.

Good luck with Baby Mama Tina!!!

GREY’S ANATOMY is back with a bang!

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my … last night’s “Where the Wild Things Are” episode brought up some of the fun, old school aspects of the show everyone on the planet loves to watch.

1. Meredith belongs with McDreamy. These two people belong together. Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t they the best love affair in a hospital since Doug and Carol on ER. By the way, Screw Rose, with her babbling to Meredith’s sister Lexie that she’s in love with Derek aka McDreamy. She can’t hold a candle to our dysfunctional girl Meredith.
2. The friendly competition between Christina and her fellow residents is always fun to watch. But I love it that Christina chose to forgo the Resident contest in favor of scoring brownie points with Dr. Haan. BYW, do you guys remember Dr. Haan when she was in Silence of the Lambs? You know, she was the girl in the well, the senators daughter, the “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again” girl? I love her, and she was great in Angels in American, too.
3. George is the underdog. Poor George. Will he fall in love with Lexie? Living together in that crappy apartment full of stolen hospital items has got to lead somewhere people.
4. McDreamy and McSteamy are BFF’s again. Yeah! Yesterday when I was at Physical Therapy, my therapist and another aide were talking about how great it was that these two friends have found their way back again. although they wouldn’t refer to Sloan as McSteamy, which cracked me up. See ladies … even men in America love to talk about this show …
5. Meredith needs counseling … and she’s finally getting it. On a side note: I was having a very hard time watching Amy Madigan on Hi-Def TV last night. It’s so weird to see an actress who hasn’t has plastic surgery. while i appreciate her for staying normal and true, I’m offended at my own self for saying “ouch” at her aging. shame on me people, shame on me.
6. Callie and Ericka are friends, and poor Christina wants in. She will do anything to win the respect of Ericka Haan. How far will she go?
7. Cool medical stuff, like that girl having her scalp pulled off and just hanging from her head. How awesome. Gross stuff on tv is always fun.
8. Cheech of the famous Cheech and Chong was on last night, and he just looks like an old man to me. He needs to go back to Nash Bridges, man. There are many more better guest actor who could have played mad patient with the flu better than he could last night. Jeez….
9. The Nazi Dr. Bailey and Chief Webber really didn’t have much to do last night other than say, oh, the residents and their little contest, how cute sort of things. Theyr are both great characters when they are both off the back burner … come on ABC, lets hear more about Bailey’s upcoming divorce/marriage in crisis situation. And will the chief ever get laid?
10. Izzy, poor Izzy. She’s the hot blond doctor of the show and gets no respect. when we we see her and Alex Karev get back together. no, sure, he may of slept w/Geoerge’s nurse girlfriend and given her a STD, but Izzy and Alex have a history and chemistry. Whjo cares if Ava, his former patient is coming back next week to tell him she’s pregnant … it may not be his baby.

Looking forward to the return of Dr. Montgomery – McDreamy’s ex. I wish she’d be back on for good. Her spin off show sucked, and I have no idea if it’s still on the air. Anyone know this for sure?