Or, as I like to call it, “Keeping up with the the Fat Ass-ians.” Seriously, I don’t think there is a bigger idiot than Kim Kardashian. If I was stuck in choosing a celebrity BFF to spend eternity with, I’d pick Paris Hilton over Kim. Tonight’s episode started out with a bang … no pun intended Kim. We know how you like to get banged … hee hee hee …
The show started off with Kim mouthing off about how popular she was, and how many hits she has on Google and Aol. Spare me. Some of the best television all week were in the first 10 minutes of this show. I swear to god EW Magazine, you should put these in your sound bite of the week section:
- “You have become so up your own ass” - Kortney to Kim;
- “As long as their talking about me” Kim to everyone;
- “She’s googling herself” Kortney to Kim;
- “The world doesn’t revolve around herself” Bruce to everyone about Kim;
- “I don’t want to be around any annoying persons like my mom” Kortney about her mother; and
- “Poor little Kortney, sad and depressed” Khloe about Kortney.
What I love about this retarded show is this - Khloe, the older, uglier and fatter sister (Not really, but in LA society she is) is just so miserable about the fact Kim and Kourtney are hot and she’s not. OMG, what an evil bitch. She spent the whole episode trying to break up Scott and Kortney, who have been dating for a year. The girls convinced Kortney to check out Scott’s text messages … as any girl in THE WORLD would, and there was some stuff on there that was “questionable.” To his credit, Scott said he was trying to be cool and flirt and was acting like fool. Kudos to Scott, as most men his age would not admit to the level he did, and especially on camera. Then again, it’s so obvious that Kim and her family lives by a script. Come on, you know when her little sisters were mocking Kim and her mom that was so made up. And if Kim really was making the family breakfast, why was she all made up, and why did Kortney have her coat on? I know she mentioned she has her own place, but who comes over that early to her parents for no good reason?
The only thin Kim has going for her is that she’ll take it up the butt, and that she has an ass that rivals JLo back in her Selena days.
11 responses so far ↓
John // March 9, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I don’t know who has the scarier ass, Kim or JLo.
Sandy // March 9, 2008 at 11:33 pm
This is an awful show, but also a can’t miss!
Alejadro Vallejo // May 19, 2008 at 9:09 pm
nice ass
D.D. // May 21, 2008 at 12:59 pm
The Kardasians are a fun family, people should appreciate the fact that they share their personal lives with the rest of the universe, stop criticizing them and be grateful that they share so much of their personal space with us, they’re fabulous! Fight On Kardasians . . . From a USC Mom
thegirlfromtheghetto // May 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm
They are a-holes DD, sorry!
chantel // June 17, 2008 at 4:53 pm
im sorry to tell you but khole is the youngest sister kourtney would be the oldest kim the 2nd child if you are going to bash the show get your facts straight
chantel // June 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm
the show is great i love it it shows you that are good people and have faults like everyone else and arent afraid to show it
thegirlfromtheghetto // June 17, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Chantel- if your gonna rag my blog at least learn how to spell and use capitalization. I have a strict no stupid people rule on here at this blog …
Isabella // June 30, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I go to surfcamp with the twins. Tell them I e mailed
mia // July 19, 2008 at 7:09 am
Well to start of you are So jelous that you dont have curves like kim and they are so awsome your just mad because you havn’t been on playboy and don’t have a tv show.
thegirlfromtheghetto // July 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Mia- I have always enjoyed my former skinny no boobs and no butt body. I rely on my brain, not my looks to attract men. I do judge others who go that route, as I personally feel its dumb. And, for the record, I have never wanted to be sexy or attract men, just ask my husband, who would laugh at your assumption.
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