Poor sweet Jessica got booted off Rock of Love 2 tonight!

Yep, watching Rock of Love 2 @ noon instead of watching it at 9 pm has really paid off. OMG, it was the best episode of ROL, and perhaps any reality show program in the history of time. This show had so much drama, it was like a cross between MTV’s Real World and Celebrity Rehab. Yep my friends, that good. And I know you guys love this show too because SO MANY of you read my posts about Rock of Love it’s AMAZING! Anyhoo, here were my top 10 best moments of tomights show:

1. Hearing Daisy admit to getting pregnant and having an abortion and using that as an excuse as to why she keeps Charles, her so called ex in her one bedroom apartment in L.A.
2. Heather, being the evil yet sincere woman she is manipulate all the girls againt Daisy.
3. Jessica kicking Destiny’s ass at golf.
4. Heather making up the girls with sexy 80′s hair, then laughing at them when the left as it was a trick, since 80s hair is so out these days …
5. Amber, or Ambre as she spells it, shedding light on the fact that Daisy is struggling to pay her bills due to her boob job.
6. Learning that Daisy’s ex doesn’t even have a job, and that she is supporting him, and has supposedly not had sex with anyone for 2 years.
7. Destiny going ghetto on Daisy and semi throwing a drink at Daisy, and instead pissing off Bret and the dealer in his suite when she soaks the blackjack table.
8. Heather throwing a drink in Daisy’s face and telling her she is not her friend.
9. Tie-breaker: Daisy staying on the show after telling Brett that she “hung out” with Cee Cee a few years back and the horror of seeing perhaps the only sincere and non-actress/stripper/wanna-be of the show Jessica getting booted.
10. Seeing scenes from next weeks episode and hearing Amber’s dad tell Brett her true age, 37, as I reported earlier this year. Yep, we were freshman together at MSU. I love it … my bet is that she is kicked off next week.

So who will Bret pick? A 37 year old actress,

Oscar De La Hoya’s niece who looks like a man,

or a Poison groupie?

My money is on Daisy.

Is everyone on Rock of Love 2 an actress?

Someone just told me that Ambre (or Amber as I like to refer to her) from Rock of Love 2 has her own website and is an actress. And that she was in Sweet Home Alabama. WTF? I checked out her site and yep, she is and she was. She also attended MSU with me(And Bob Guinney from The Bachelor) what the hell! Why is a girl who has a master of Fine Arts kissing on Bret Michaels? Most importantly, a girl from her high school contacted me and says Ambre/Amber graduated in 1988, so how the hell is she only 32? I found that last bit to be the funniest. You can visit her website here :

http://www.ambrelake.com/

She also has a myspace page and you can visit it here:

http://www.myspace.com/ambrelake

If you check out Daisy’s myspace page, you can find out how to book her for events, and she even has her agent in her top friends. For a good laugh you can hear her awful music, too.

Check out her page here:

http://www.myspace.com/daisyrocksmusic

and her future website is here:

http://www.daisydelahoya.com/

I’ve noticed that Kristy Jo (Kristy Joe Muller) is also doing like menstruation commercials lately. And let’s not forget that she is a former Playgirl Bunny.  She also has a website that you can view here, which you want to check out to see her as a blonde, see what her email is and to find out that you can pay her $2,500 to appear for an event:

http://www.kristyjoe.com/

And the list continues … check out my myspace page here to find out more about the rest of the Rock of Love 2 girls:

www.myspace.com/thegirlfromtheghetto

Not feeling the love tonight …

So, today sucked.  People are still on vacation, calling in sick, leaving work early, and/or have quit, and their positions aren’t being filled.  I’m so over-worked right now I could scream.  I have a ton of crap to do this week, not only at work.  I have my candle show this Saturday, and I am planning very many yummy dishes, including my to-die-for brownie triffle.  Hopefully it’ll be a success.  Anyhoo, I spent lunch doing my secret shopper job as well as going to New York (Lerner) and finding 1 pair of long, wide and fat enough pants for myself.  This is really becoming a burden.  I have 5 pairs of work pants and 1 pair of jeans.  That is so not enough … but I’m moving on.

I also grocery shopped at Costco and Meijer tonight.  OMG, I will never go through the self checkout again.  Bagging all of those groceries sucked, and my back killed me since I had to keep stooping to put crap in my cart.  They really make counters for shorter people.  Of course, when I got home I dropped my 3 pound thing of sour cream and it went all over  the kitchen floor….

Since I have had a headache for 4 days in a row, I laid in a pizza-induced food coma for 2 hours on the couch watching TLC.  I love Mondays nights, because “Little People, Big World” and “Jon and Kate + 8″ are on.  Damn the Gossling kids are cute!!!

I’m kinda blah, and need to head strait to bed. Trying to purge all the evil out of my system so that I can be more creative and less bitter tomorrow …. wish me luck on that!

Happy Easter Megan – so glad to see you get kicked off Rock of Love tonight

First of all, I have to say that seeing tonight’s episode is must-see-tv!!! Turn on VH1 @ 9:00 pm, no excuses!!! I was late to Easter brunch with the in-laws because I had to see the last 15 minutes of the best ever Rock of Love 2. I love that VH1 plays Rock of Love 2 early in the day! With Heather coming for a visit today, I knew we were in for a treat. Heather rocks, and I still don’t understand why Bret didn’t pick her last season. Anyways … here are my favorite top ten moments from today’s episode:

1. Jessica getting wasted, and crying and puking all over the place in her little bikini was hysterical/pathetic. I loved that she was scarfing down a ham sandwich like Big Mama Cass then pucked it up like a little girl. This dainty lil’ thing ain’t no rock star, and she couldn’t hang with the big girls.
2. Megan shows her true colors and suggests that her best buddy Jessica should get kicked off because she was too innocent. This is why Jessica was pathetically crying through half the episode.
3. Ambre is such a class act that when Bret Michaels invites all the girls ex-boyfriends to hang out with him, none of her ex’s would come, so her guy friend came instead and only had nice things to say about her.
4. Destiny gets called a groupie by her neurotic cast mates on Rock of Love 2, but she befriends Heather and stays. Who wouldn’t be a perfect girlfriend for Bret other than a fan of his music? My god, she is probably the only chick on the show who has seen him in concert!
5. Megan breaking down into tears over her ugly exboyfriend. She makes a huge mistake and tells Ambre that her ex didn’t want to be her boyfriend 2 YEARS AGO, and she’s still crying over the loss of him? He ain’t anything special to look at friends … it was pathetic, and Ambre ran straight to Bret and told him.
6. Bret taking the guys to a cigar bar and Dave and Busters was pathetic. All of these guys had 0 personality, and it played out badly on tv. It was painful.
7. We also learn that Daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend and bandmate in a 1 bedroom apartment, and has not told Bret. (do they still share a bed?) She gave the ugliest crying manface moment I have ever seen on reality tv. OMG, to quote Pheebe from Friends – “My Eyes!!!” Daisy herself confided to Heather her secret and somehow Bret forgave her and kept her on the show another night. The surprise!
8. Jessica, still drunk, and fresh from puking jumping into Bret’s arms and laying a nasty puke kiss right on the smacker. They told each other that they loved one another. She had actual slime on her arm … and it was fabulous!!!!
9. Heather just laughing about how easy it was getting all these chicks to tell their secrets in the first 10 minutes of being there. I almost missed Kristy Jo tonight … imagine what we could have seen from her!
10. Seeing Megan’s sorry, pathetic butt just standing there in shock when she realized that she was getting kicked off. She was a sore loser, wouldn’t say or hug or kiss Bret goodbye. 0 class. It was a perfect moment.

On a side note, Megan was only there for the exposure. I’m so glad she got kicked off tonight.  If you do research on her, you will learn that she has been on Beauty and the Geek, and I think she was a Playboy Cyber girl. I found a few picture’s of her with some of her famous friends …

Hef and Megan

Jerry Springer and Megan

Who wants free tickets to the Rock of Love 2 Reunion show taping April 1st?

Since Destiny is my myspace friend, she was happy to post this bulletin today:

ROCK OF LOVE 2 REUNION

Are you the ULTIMATE “Rock of Love” fan?

Do you know everything there is to know about Bret and the girls? Why not put your knowledge to good use by attending the taping of the “Rock of Love 2” Reunion?

You’ll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after they left Bret and the show.

The taping will be held in Los Angeles during the afternoon of Tuesday, April 1 2008. The taping is FREE but by invitation ONLY. So to secure your spot at what is gonna be one of the hottest reunions in VH1 History, write us at: ROL2Reunion@gmail. com.

In your email, please include the following information:
Your first name
Your age and sex
Your city of residence
Your contact numbers and email address
The names of the people that you will be bringing to the reunion (NOTE: we cannot reserve more than four seats for any one person)

Early respondents do have an edge, so get your response to us ASAP.

You will be contacted by a producer the week of March 24th if you are selected for the audience.

IMPORTANT NOTES:

You must be over 18 to attend the taping and have your own transportation to the taping in Los Angeles. The production cannot provide lodging or transportation. THIS IS NOT A CONTEST.

All audience members will be REQUIRED to sign a confidentiality agreement prior to being admitted to the audience.P.S. Since Destiny was so nice to include me with this juicy scoop, check out her profile here:

http://www.myspace.com/destineysue