1. Walking into an old lady’s pepperoni fart in the toilet paper aisle;
2. 10 for 10 sales.  Nobody needs 10 cans of refried beans;
3. The chip aisle is deadly.  I wound up buying Frito’s, Tortilla scoop chips, Pumpernickel and jalapeno cheese pretzels; 2 cans of sour cream and onion Pringles, Cheddar cheese Goldfish, and chilli cheese dip.  Yep, I was starving when I went in there;
4. The over-abundance of old people in the soup aisle, clogging it up like a turd in a toilet.  Could not get to the Progresso soup cans and am still mad about it;
5. You walk in and the make-up aisle is just right there, beckoning you to try a new shade of lipstick;
6. The International aisle is too confusing, and I can never find the enchilada sauce;
7. The bird section creeps me out;
8. I have to ask people 1 or 2 times to move their cart constantly.  On the third excuse me, I ram their cart a little bit to scare the shit out of them;
9. Moms who grocery shop with kids in those super huge carts, then park them sideways so that aisle traffic is blocked in both directions;
10. Every time I go there, I have a bag accident, today it was my hard salami falling on the ground, and 2 weeks ago my case of coke burst open and 12 cans rolled in front of oncoming traffic.

UUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!