Episode 5 was a can’t miss. The mud. The rain. 8 chicks fighting for a chance to have a “date” with Bret Michaels. And one very bitchy girl stuck on the sidelines, missing out on all the fun. My god, I hate Megan. She is mean, manipulative, and I can’t imagine the show without her. She gives good evil .. can she be the next Lacey?

Of course, Daisy comes out of nowhere (Well, after good passes and a lot of prompting from Bret) to score a touchdown for her team and be voted the MVP and win a special date with Bret. They went to a sexy clothing store where she tried on whore outfits, and then, of course, had a nice dinner. I thought they were gonna go at it right there in the dressing room. Then again, they already”spent time together” all night on the last episode.

All the fugly chicks are struggling to stay on the show. My god, poor Peyton, who had the balls to ask Bret is he was attracted to her. Besides noticibly blanching, he muttered something about them being friends who occasionally f–k. It was VERY PAINFUL.

No one got kicked off, but he made poor Daisy cry like a baby when she didn’t get a pass. He called her down to fake say goodbye, and then told her to stay put. A dirty trick they pulled on us last season to.

Speaking of last season, Rodeo will make a guest appearance week when she teaches the girls how to ride. Can’t wait to see you Rodeo.